“Im good enough,

After reading all the WYTS this year I’m starting to get the feeling........ that all NFL fanbases are racist

Oh god were getting close to the Rams one. I’m not ready for the Rams one I’m still SO ANGRY

Is that one fella with afro and the disrespectful attitude towards ‘Merica still available?

This happens to me NOW.

1000000 percent. When she appeared at the superbowl, I was beyond pumped and my girls, who are teenagers, had never heard of her. I showed them a couple of her videos and they were completely blown away. She was more modern and ahead of the game 15 years ago than most artists are today.

Nobody can play the game without needing it at some atomic level, because so much of it is about denying that you actually hate a lot of it but can’t give it up.

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

He is definitely already one of Philadelphia’s top 10 celebrities.

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

I teach philosophy at the college level. Every semester I get at least one of these guys (and it is ALWAYS a guy) who says this kind of shit all the time. Once they find out a few weeks in that doing philosophy is less about huffing your own brain farts and more about trying to think clearly and precisely about a…

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

[having sex]

That would work, also, too.

You’re using words a full 75 IQ points too intelligent for who the XFL is aimed at.

Guaranteeing right now DC Defenders gonna lead the league in points allowed because fuck nominative determinism

How can we go through an entire article and all the fan emails and nobody mentions that they got they QB beat up so badly last year they had to bus him to a game while the rest of the team flew?

how that guy even shave his chin?

Little known fact, “this decade” was JFK’s nickname for his penis.