As a coastal elite that lives in close proximity to a high target area, nah, I’m good.

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

Rumspringa training.

Here’s a great one: working on the car. Figure out how to change your oil (it’s not hard). You now have an all-day project, from driving to the store to buy oil and a filter, to futzing around under and around the car for a couple of hours because the missus doesn’t really know what you’re doing or how long it…

Stick to not sports

“Cockroach? Cockroach? COCKroach? Nice.” — Gronk

So witches float and wizards sink?

Melancholia

Oh that’s easy. It’s Appetite.

That’s so unbelievably awkward I’m having secondhand embarrassment.

If by, “made business in Japan.” you mean trump pee’d on some prostitutes in Japan, then yes, trump has “made business in Japan”.

Cliff notes version:

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

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Not having the Red Wings and the Blackhawks in the same division is wrong on so many levels.

I hear that. I want to live on my own island in the middle of a lake or something like a hermit until this is over.

Ya, Obama was all about peace lol

Oh, exactly...Obama’s wars. How could I forget when 9/11 happened on his watch so he went to war in Afghanistan in 2001; and then when he declared a Global War on Terror and went into Iraq in 2003 (which totally did 9/11 and had nukes) way back when he was actually President George W. Bush. And then when he got an…

Christ, even though the majority of my military strategy has been procured from Risk, I know to at least solidify relations with Europe before going for China and Irkutsk.