At this point, the Democrats’ reservations about protecting the integrity of the system are fantasies. The system has already been broken. A respectful retreat to the rules that were in place in 2015 would be meaningless and futile.

If they had a Chex mix salad bar, my mix would by 60% brown chips and 40% Chex. Fuck the shitty pretzels and dry white rods.  

TAKE ALL THE NASTY RYE BITS!!!

You can keep yer dehydrated Sasquatch turd circles to yourself.

Prepare to have your mind blown. You can buy a bag of JUST these chips. First time I had them I ate most of the bag and felt sick the rest of the day.

Having Wheat Thins at No. 1 is the whitest opinion this site has published since you guys said Pittsburgh, Boston, Portland, and Providence were all better cities than Atlanta.

If only he would stick to sports...

I’ll second that. I just played my first ever Ironman playthrough of Enemy Within and I had to stop naming soldiers. “Sorry man, I’m not even gonna look at the options for armour colours! You’re just more meat for the grinder! *SOB*”

It will be a bummer when the Super Bowl winning Packers lose their first pre-season game next year and these guys are finally out $300.

“I would love a Caps-Pens conference final” - NHL Fans

You know what, I hope TPSH’s “conspiracy” theory is right because it would mean that the NHL actually did something right — it would be an unqualified and indisputably Good Decision for the NHL to improve the visibility of black players in the game in an effort to sell the game to more people.

“I’ve never wasted a good egg.” -Philip Rivers

What if they keep writing that Trump is bad and they’re worried about the future of this country is because Trump is bad and they’re worried about the future of this country?

The correct answer to applesauce guy is of course, grown ass men do not eat applesauce. Maybe on a potato pancake, perhaps on some ham. Thats it.

The best age to have a kid is when you are emotionally and financially ready and have a loving an supportive partner and family to help out, when the world is a safe and nurturing environment in which to raise them, and when they have a bright future ahead of them, full of wealth and opportunity.

yes, black people were doing so much better before the hippy hop came along

You kinda have to acknowledge that white people get diarrhea from eating anything that isn’t a white bread and mayonnaise sandwich.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

You are also adorable, sincerely, Des Moines. (I was being serious. Sorry if you were being sarcastic.)

Love from St. Louis. =)