Back in highschool I could jump my truck clear over those mountains over there.

He’s going to the Jets and nothing will change.

“Are the Jets aware...”

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

If there are loops on your pants, wear a fuckin’ belt. It looks ridiculous if you don’t.

What the fuck kind of comment is this? Jeans take a fuckin’ belt, and that’s all there is to it. Even if it’s just to fill the loops, wear a goddamn belt. No belt is some classless hillbilly shit.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

The Packers, who are instead owned by many of them

I get so sick of this old left wing talking point. The so called “chicken hawks” all had valid reasons for why they did not have the privilege of serving their country in Vietnam:

As a Jet fan, I’m glad they are crushing my spirits now, so I can focus on other sports more closely.

It looks like you’re being buried alive, so my guess is you won’t be advancing much further if that happens.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

any of the Hank Williamses

We’re not worthy!

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

I don’t know, I think we could all use less of the “assaulting members of the press and trying to throw them into fires,” as well as wanton destruction of public buses. Those things should probably stop.

*Dan Snyder picks up his phone*