Who said that? Besides you I mean.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

You can’t spell special without ACL

Whoa, man. Taking a stand against child abusers? You’ll never make it as a backup quarterback if you’re willing to publicly speak out against things. Stick to sports!

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

What about JNCO jeans? There was a time, not too long ago, when big pants made the world go ‘round.

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible:

Here ya go, courtesy of the Mad Pooper. Scroll down to Great Moments In Poop History:

There may or may not have been an Email Of The Week some years ago where someone did something similar with a 1 pound bag of sunflower seeds and shat a pinecone.

I mean, yeah, this is a possibility. But I eat sunflower seeds MAYBE once every 3 years? If that? It’s a risk I’m willing to take. I’ll give them up forever if this happens to me as well, I’m sure.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

(Jets miss an extra point)

As a lifelong Jets fan, I call days like this “Sunday.”

Sorry to be this guy, but the phrase is “buried the lede”.

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”

And yet the largest eggs in the stadium will still be laid on the field.

90% of the people that read deadspin just want to make funny jokes in the comments.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....