Gosh, it’s almost like one person attempting to do the job of dozens results in a poorer product. Who knew?

Can we make this a thing? This needs to be a thing.

...especially if you’re the Jets.

Came here looking for this comment. Found it. Have a goddamn star.

buying cheap schwag

I was not ready for this nostalgia bomb. Grew up 10 miles from there. When I was in high school it was a great place to pay 5 bucks to not watch a game while my friends and I feebly tried to flirt with the girls working the concessions stands.

You forgot Plenty. Plenty O’Toole.

I am very kinda ok with some of most of it.

I was also hoping for a bit more jettiness.

Has a take on new NFL uniforms ever not included the words ‘arena league’? How original.

What PBY fails to do in three whole names and seven syllables, Pope Thrower does with less than half the resources. We’re told the gripping tale of a humble kid with a dream who overcomes myriad obstacles to do what nobody ever thought possible... throw fucking popes.

Well given the PR campaign against my beloved Ms. Torres (framed, btw), I am all aboard the Storm Duck train.

I thought the sky was the limit for Ms. Torres. But now I am positive, charges like this will polarize the field against her.

It took you a while, but you ended up right where I was hoping you’d go. Bravo, sir.

C’mon man. Shit like that is how we end up with Boats Botes.

Bumper Pool was robbed in 2017.

I still can’t read any of these without hearing the Key and Peele voices from the East/West College Bowl skit.

...I promise you that wearing shoes without socks is NOT the grossest thing a man can do.

I can’t wait until Contractor gets a girlfriend. She is going to be very attractive in the weirdest way possible. They will sit in the common areas of the dorm and the library and go all out on the PDA. They will also fuck often and loudly. It’ll sound like eagles fighting to the death. Enjoy!

I had a buddy in the Hawks/Thrashers ticket office who once gave me and a few other friends courtside placeholder seats for a Hawks/Mavs game. Essentially, we would get there when the game started and make sure the seats were occupied (for TV purposes I assume) until the true owners showed up.