I am going with hear hoofbeats think horses not zebras. I know some people have open relationships but most don’t. (Not a judgement, I couldn’t care less what two or more consenting adults do so long as all are aware.)

I have a very similar picture of me wearing my son in a Baby Ktan wrap so basically I’m Tyra Banks. Hello, yes it’s nice to meet me.

So method...

Alright, fine. Now I see him as James Bond.

Of course it does but Kanye West’s mother was a English professor and his father a counselor. He spent several years studying abroad in China while is mother was a visiting professor. His mother also was able to afford to pay $25 an studio time for him. He wasn’t wasting away laboring on a day job.

::Takes mic from Kanye and shouts hysterically:: I’m sorry, but Bernie Madoff had one of the best debts ever!

If you owe $50,000, you have a problem.

If you owe $53,000,000, your creditors have a problem.

Wasn’t she really rich before she got famous?

Is that what he’s shooting for? Because it all just looks like Spanx for people of color and the kind of workout clothes you see in Walmart. It all looks cheap and tacky.

I’m delighted he’s broke. Delighted. I love reading the stories of the pro athletes that can’t manage money. Delightful

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

As he crushed car number two, police could hear the petulant elephant screaming, “This isn’t about that ugly broad who broke my heart. It’s about ethics in gaming journalism!!!!!!”

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

“Elephants never forget.”

Overheard at the scene,

Damn I’m gonna miss him.

As big a HW junkie as I am, even I couldn’t stomach the Teresa Checks In specials. She was in prison for a good reason. Oh, pooooor Teresa, away from her kids for less time than the average military deployment. Cry me a damn river.

It’s nice to see that this rich woman will be able to monetize her experiences in prison unlike a majority of her fellow inmates.

Unbelievable what these two criminals get away with. Can't Trump deport them?