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Marie Fury
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As an armchair evolutionary psychologist, I believe that people who secretly prey on other humans to solo torture/murder for fun are outliers who might kindaaa operate outside some basic biological norms and be exempt from this evo psych BS anyway.

Call me crazy but I think most humans evolved to, you know, not crave

I have always wondered this: if a makeup artist can make charlize theron look like aileen wuornos, could a makeup artist have made aileen wuornos look like charlize theron????

I know George isn't really that bad but I just have an irrational dislike for him...he seems smug!

Apparently gathering involves murdering people for their things. Don't fuck with gatherers.

"That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist, that it reflects kind of ancestral tendencies."

I KNOW!

Bringing up Eminem in comparison to herself is like.....

Yeah, the difference between Iggy and Eminem (other than pure talent) is that Eminem doesn't strap on an affected "hip-hop" voice and accent. He is who he is.

I appreciate the sentiment but realistically if those are dealbreakers for you then mainstream hiphop isn't going to be your bag in the first place.

He also writes his own songs and has the ability to freestyle. It's kind of insulting for her to put them in the same sentence when she knows she is way more comparable to Vanilla Ice.

Wait, but before the Grammys, didn't she say she would take any Grammy? Like, she would be happy to get an award for anything at all, even something minor? Best costumes or whatever the hell they have?

Most important distinction between Eminem and Iggy is he raps in his own voice using his own accent.

I feel the last Toy Story used up all the good Barbie jokes.... right?

I honestly don't know which aspect of Bella Hadid's DUI arrest terrifies me the most. The fact that she was 17? That she blew a .14;? That she blew a stop sign and almost collided with a police car? Or that she was driving a massive Range Rover?

Nepotism strikes again.

Loving all the responses referencing period costumes as if Cinderella is a historical biopic that must be set in a specific time and place.

I'm going to skip reading this article and simply say they are children of rich people. They give off that vibe x1000.

This is so fucking gross.

I knew it. See, ladies! You don't have to be photoshopped to have a disproportionately sized waist! You can just wear a corset at all times and only eat soup. Sounds grand.

No one meets future husbands like Gaston.