Or better yet, his auditor. They’ll just stretch that shit out till you die apparently.

Yeah. We don’t know if it’s some weird upstate New York cultural thing or what. (Anyone reading this know anything about that? It’s not like I’m going to ask her and get a straight answer....) The weird thing is the families all got along great at their wedding up there. Had a great time and looked forward to seeing…

I hate invitation-not-an-invitation bullshit. I have a relative with a pool - was my Best Man in fact, grew up together. He and his second family live just a mile-and-a-half from me. We haven’t been invited over or ever seen the pool in some 10 years now. (His wife just doesn’t believe in “mixing” families, even…

Some people might not like how they resolved the Bohner, but you can’t just leave it that way . It hurts.

Trump garnered five million MORE votes, so I don’t see them dying out anytime soon, if indeed ever. We’re a racist shitbaggy country from way back.

Your co-worker may indeed be an asshole but it’s not because of his opinion on this matter. Five million MORE people voted for Trump after all his malfeasance, grifting, lying, misogyny, racism - Jesus, stop me, I could keep going for paragraphs... But the point being, his growing MAGA White Privilege/White…

Well I guess that Edgar Winter biopick is fucked!

Football teammates?  Looks like that character building is off to a slow start.

Football teammates?  Looks like that character building is off to a slow start.

Whatever happened to the Palm Springs and Vegas flippers?

Nope

If it was just a COVID restriction, why would it be treated like a conspiracy? 

I always imagine on the days they have to go film silly bullshit with the “client” and their 1500 s.f. rancher, they’re like “Aw fuuuuuuck.....I have a brand review with Target at 2:30.”

The Star Spangled Banner, by Francis Scott Off Key

And now - like some sort of sexual release for White Bruhs - he can scream he has been canceled and to hand him a tissue.

Careful. The fanboys will condemn you to planet Trope for your heresy.

Don’t respond...... IT’S A TRAP!

Getting your pulse rate and breathing up is always a good thing to maximize nicotine absorption.

Let’s be safe and just have Species Reveal Parties. We shouldn’t cross that threshold for a few more generations.

Muh bad, thanks.  And Boston, not Philly.