One thing we can be sure is that he’s not racist, because he loudly and insistently reports on all topics about black people in media that he’s not racist, and you can’t prove that he is. And he wouldn’t say that sort of stuff —again, on all topics about black people— if he actually was racist.

fuck you.

In my very early 20's I was engaged to a model. She was stunning and I (just a poor working schmo) felt like a King when we went out and all the heads turned to see her and wonder how I managed that. I soon found out (after living together) how much maintenance she required to look that way and that her entire life…

Reminds me of THPS on GBA, probably the best release game 

reminds me of the gba versions of tony hawk games

55k in NYC? You'll be living with the homeless for that little pay.

Or get the Southern variant, Nier: Re[in] tarnation...

You could have just replied [INSERT POPULAR COMMENT STARTING WITH WELL ACTUALLY/I MEAN...]

I mean, they are English.  

That’s nothing. Check out Andrew from Samurai Shodown VI, who is literally supposed to be an anime version of Andrew Jackson:

Haha oh man! Look at that! A member of the executive branch leading an armed insurrection against our own government! What a completely farcical, amusing idea.

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*sob*

Remember, it’s okay to boycott this woman because no one has to make a gay couple a wedding cake. 'Murica!

The header gif alone was enough to make me physically recoil.  

Thanks, I’d just gotten It’s Tricky *out* of my head.

Ketchup belongs on nothing

That’s what the con may be banking on, actually.  Have the governor (or mayor of LA) say oh hell no rather than pulling the plug.  Probably due to contracts, insurance, etc. 

If it were that simple, yeah. But actually it means your grandma dies or your younger brother has heart complications the rest of his life because the dumb can’t not be dumb.

Technically, I hate the term esports and it’s dumb and stupid.

Fucking who? Some loser? Who the fuck gives a shit besides other losers on the internet? Stop giving these clowns free advertising.

The irony is all of those same dipshits buy EVERY Call of Duty game.