Even Old New York was once New Amsterdam,

Can’t wait for Little Kuriboh to abridge it.

Buddy, you have some serious issues.

It’s like an endless game of whack-a-mole, except the moles are boners

he was trying to surf it, clearly

See, Caligula knew what he was doing with his Senatorial hiring decisions. They should’ve given him more time to bring his vision to fruition.

Not enough

I can’t be the only one who thought someone photoshopped a huge dick in this photo, right?