I’m sure he appreciates the free advertising.

Considering how stupid big and complex the map is, the loading times on PS5 are some kind of otherworldly witchcraft. 

PC only AND limited to PS4. So after this fall, pretty much zero new games. 

Google’s Ray Kurzweil reportedly takes Phosphatidylcholine, Resveratrol, and Ubiquinol, as well as 100 other pills and injections per day.

“Scorsese and company offer the uncomfortable suggestion that none of us are as above corruption as we might think.”

I also use my PC for work, and 55" is just way too much to use a few feet from my face. But an ultrawide also has practical aspects: much easier to write and read with windows side-by-side.

My crappy eyes can barely tell the difference between a good 1080p image and 4K on a nice TV. Higher framerate is an easy choice. 

Go full Borderlands with it. Each time the gun fires you get the sound of someone crunching Cheetos. Reloading sounds like opening a bag of chips. 

That’s just set dressing, setting up a “not guilty by reason of insanity” defense.

Man, say what you want about Fortnite, it’s a live service game done right. Constantly changing map, weapons, tools, and every once in a while you get something that completely turns the game inside out, like the Spidey web shooters. 

Yeah, I mis-typed. I meant “went above five figures.” 

Honestly, the fact that none of this stupid shit cracked five figures is encouraging. 

So the big problem here is that GeForce Now streams the PC version of Fortnite, where you’re playing against mouse-and-keyboard players with a controller at best and touch controls at worst.

Bidoof has no need of your paltry human respect.

I bought my nearly identical Soul from a Honda dealership. Dealers often take whatever car you drive into the lot in as long as you buy something from their inventory. The same place had a Nissan GTR sitting on the lot. 

My brain is torn between how ridiculous it is to spend $175 on a spacebar and how, looking at the care and artistry that goes into it, it might actually be worth it.

Pizza delivery people have a more dangerous job than cops. And none of them demand to be let off the hook when they murder unarmed suspects. Get your tongue off that boot. 

made by former StarCraft: Ghost developers Nihilistic Software

I’m just glad this uses hand-drawn art. Pixel art was overdone even before my eyes got old and I started having trouble seeing what was actually happening in these fast-paced combat games. 

Say what you will about Fortnite’s gameplay or its grey goo absorption of every last tiny bit of pop culture, but the original design work they do for costumes and characters is solid. I love how the bits of cyber-armor mirror the layout of Dwayne Johnson’s Samoan-style tattoos.