I knew that, actually. The simile was just too appealing to resist. 

It’s a pretty ingenious move. The people who are most pissed off and inclined to misbehave can’t do anything about it all day, after which their impotent rage at “SJWs” will have subsided like a goldfish taking another lap around its bowl.

Is there any reason that EVERY game can’t be a musical?

What are the reasons for so many folks choosing to wear these things?

Gotta get the money from the early adopter punters. I mean players.

At this point they should just make the game free. It’s clear they want to make most of their money from add-on crap, just give the basic level of access away. 

“We’ll never be able to replace Reggie.”

I’d bet it’s a scheduling thing, since IMDB says she did that princess bit in the Wreck-It Ralph sequel. She’s one of the leads on that saccharine This Is Us show that NBC won’t shut up about.

I’d worry about my Worry Eater eating too many of my worries and getting Worry-betes or Worry Bowel Cancer or something. But then maybe that’s not something a six-year-old would worry about. 

And here I was thinking Smash is hard to follow on the Switch’s 6-inch screen. 

and a Kingdom Hearts χ (pronounced “key”).

I’ll listen to Valve when they start making their own games again. 

DBZ is from the 90s. Scooby-Doo is as old as the freakin’ moon landing. Kids bouncing this meme back and forth shouldn’t make me feel old.

Teeny tiny desk, but you still made room for a beefy Filco mech. Well done.

“Jesus is for church on Sund’y, little missy, so keep your back straight and smile at the judges.” 

I gave my sister the opening cinematic theme for Chrono Cross for her rhythmic gymnastics routine. This was shortly after it came out—-I had to rip the music from a WMV trailer—-so I guess it would have been 2000/2001.

Gamespot had a few pros floating around their giant eSports 18 wheeler at CES, and I asked one to give me his best. His Pichu carried my Ike around the stage like a freakin’ Globetrotter showing off moves. 

More relevant. 

These dudes look like they’re having so much freakin’ fun.