You had ONE job! Seriously, just one. This game doesn’t have any single player content to speak of, and you still managed to make the multiplayer suck almost immediately. Slow. Clap.

Holy crap, SEGA DOES remember that it has franchises other than Sonic in its decades of gaming history! Now, deep breath, everyone say it with me:

Funny how that tribute glossed over the fact that EA’s shuffleboard corporate tactics killed it dead, like so many others.

Don’t make me affably good-natured. You wouldn’t like me when I’m affably good-natured.

This happens with far more frequency than people realize. I work for Android Police, and we’ve been more or less blacklisted by OnePlus after calling out their ridiculous sales habits and customer relations on several occasions. I’m not at liberty to mention other companies, but they’re not the only ones that we have…

The crazy thing is that an exploding baby would fit right into Fallout lore. Genetically engineered infants whose biology creates unstable nuclear reactions? Oh yeah, that is completely lore-friendly.

Hmm. This makes me think it would be possible to make a passable Rick (of Rick & Morty) and role-play as an amoral super-scientist wandering through the world he destroyed.

“We’re gonna suck as much up-front money as we can out of the die-hard Blizzard fans for the first eight months before we start to pump that free-to-play well.”

That’s a really cool approach. I’d ask SEGA to give us similar figures for Skies of Arcadia, but SEGA has forgotten all about its best RPG ever and WE’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE IT AGAIN BECAUSE THEY’RE...

“I see a lot of disparaging of Day 1 DLC especially, but I wish the gaming public understood that in many cases this is in no way taking away from the core title,”

Holy crap, that IS Elijah Wood!

To be fair, these are also some of the best-selling cars in the country, so it only makes sense that they’re also the most stolen. Ford, Chevy, and Dodge pickups, the Honda Civic and Accord, the Toyota Camry, and the Nissan Altima were all in the top 10 sellers as of June of this year - seven out of ten match.

It’s a metal projectile being accelerated by electromagnetic fields, as opposed to the chemical reaction process of a conventional gun.

Man, those crotch-cockpits are much more awkward when the suits are real people.

Having invested years in the Mass Effect franchise, and being so disappointed in the ending that I almost feel betrayed, I wouldn’t blame them.

But they are more likely to get ticketed. Also, BMWs come with their blinkers conveniently disabled (since Beamer drivers won’t use them anyway) and Subaru hatchbacks come with free Obama-Biden bumper stickers.

Does the shifter have some kind of force feedback or locking mechanism that prevents you from shifting without using the clutch?

Publishers and developers: make a PC game FIRST, or at least concurrently, and you won’t have to deal with this crap. Everyone knows a ported console game is complete crap without a significant amount of extra time and money.

They see me floatin...

I can only assume this is the Chinese version of Old Spice’s “Hello, ladies” ads. Nǐ hǎo nǚshì.