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I think that he's doing a pretty good job so far, actually. He seemed to be one of the anchors of this episode, what with it opening on him saying a prayer—not to mention his last-minute phone call to OJ, which ostensibly saved him from suicide. Vance and Paulson are still doing the two best acting jobs so far, but

Man, the pacing of that last scene—from OJ's hesitance in leaving the car, to him finally crumbling to the floor inside the house—was just excellent. Cuba Gooding, Jr. is doing a damn good job so far. I think Vance and Paulson are doing the best jobs up to now, and their role is obviously going to grow as the story

Honestly, that show was criminally underrated. I'd put that in my top five animated comedies. It had a brand of humor all its own.

Mr. Meeseeks, if your purpose was to make us vomit a little in our mouths, I'd say it's been fulfilled.

Actually, you have me to blame for that. I personally called Mr Stevens' agent and told him if Dan was cast as James Bond, my dick would explode. I guess he wanted to avoid a potential lawsuit.

Stop! You're bringing back traumatic memories of my fecophiliac elderly relative.

I could watch the bar fight scene fifty times. As a matter of fact, I think I have already.

Laugh if you want, hater! The Grumpy Cat movie beat "Dirty Grandpa" by 17 points on Metacritic…

"You're just a dirty, dirty…schizophrenic superhero…yeah…"

6) Owns a Pantelligent or similarly superfluous technological product.

Aubrey Plaza is playing Dan Stevens' "optimistic friend?" I'm guessing he doesn't have a great support system.

Well hello Biggles. I thought we were all joking here, seeing as how you started off with a pretty blunt comment about a dead dog (which is always ripe for humor). If you wish me to refrain from calling you Rachel Dratch SNL characters' names in the future, I'll take it under consideration.

I thought he did pretty well with the material he was given, and managed to communicate an unexpected amount of emotion—especially in the suicide attempt scene. But Vance and Paulson are (not surprisingly) stealing the show.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger!

I was pleasantly surprised by David Schwimmer as well. Not saying he'll be in contention for any awards, but damn was he good in this episode.

Yep, that one. I think. Who knows? All them dogs look alike.

You're right, most of my life lessons have been picked up from AVC comments—and not just about the fleeting existence of canines. Things like "integrity over popularity," "only love can drive out hate," and "Terrence Malick is a pretentious fuck." Teachings like those have really shown me just how precious life truly

Damn, well aren't you a Debbie Downer! Uggie will always be alive…in my heart.

Oh jeez, the memories come flooding back…

Not sure if you've seen it, but he was also Linda Cardellini's character's boy toy in Bloodline. The first scene Steven was in, I was like "damn, where do I know that guy from? Where? Where do I…oh, shit! That's Garrity from Rescue Me!" The dude's been getting better roles ever since he moved on from Dr. Facehands.