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Michael Caffee
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Don't know if that would work. They do drug testing now.

"Something might happen here, and if it does…so what?"

I don't know how anyone could watch the "Claw of Shame" episode and not think this guy is incredible. Well, maybe oversensitive moms who are offended by the new "Muppets" show. But their opinions aren't that relevant anyway.

"Ip Man" will always be one of my favorites of all time, as a martial arts movie or just a good film in itself. I mean, come on…how do you top this? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Alright dude, have it your way. Seems like you wanted to turn an innocent joke into an argument. And that's something I don't think I'll ever understand. Hey, just like Interstellar!

Good choices. I'd personally go with Dan Stevens or Guy Pearce.

I just want tell you both joy luck. We're all counting on you.

But I thought the fourth dimension was love. Dammit Christopher Nolan, STOP FEEDING ME LIES!

I thought he graduated from the institution with really good sanity.

Just watched "Five Minutes of Heaven" the other day, and it was fantastic. I'd almost forgotten what Liam Neeson can do. You know, when he's not having to rescue family members or blow shit up.

Good point, fixed it.

Good choices. Jerry might call that a thematic link! Or maybe just cosmetic.

I love when the characters unnecessarily verbalize parts of the scene. "I just learned a real valuable lesson!"

Was that a movie? Or like, does it clean stuff?

It was the "shit all over his face" line that got me. And then the whole question about how she got on the TV show. "Just stay away from the coffee machine."

"Two Jan Michael Vincents…and Two Brothers…
In a van…
But there's a big problem…
There's only one Jan and one Brother allowed…per quadrant…
But their bond is too strong…
So it's time to fight back…
Against…the government and such…
And it's gonna be tough, because they've got…cyborgs…
And giant cat monsters…
But you'd better

True, but think of all the different match ups you could create. How about TWO guys versus a car? How about a guy versus half a car? The public would eat it up.

Just noticed that the hospital is named "St. Gloopy Noops" too. That's hilarious.

That's hilarious, because he also said that the bottle of alcohol Rick's drinking in the pilot is Hennessy too. I guess we know what Justin likes!