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Michael Caffee
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It's been glorious so far.

"A joke about the movie 'Taxi?' And it DIDN'T land? What's wrong with these people?!" -Andy Samberg's subconscious

What looks worse: Hotel Transylvania 2 or Andy Samberg's chances of hosting again?

Tony Hale's a MONSTERRRRR!

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I enjoyed that joke.

Whew, thank goodness. I was waiting for the first cell phone ad with generic indie, uplifting-sounding background music.

He should've checked his privilege.

I love it how the pop culture references are the only things landing, and the stuff he thinks is super clever you can tell is just bombing. Sounds like Andy Samberg!

TRUE DETECTIVE BURN! HOO DOGGIE!

Spoiler alert: Raiden steps in for Chris Evans halfway through.

Hey Seabreeze, yes I am indeed watching the Emmys tonight. It's been a wonderful day: got to see my Redskins win earlier (originally from DC, so ya know…), and now I get to watch the Eagles eat it against the Cowboys while also grilling up some burgers and brats. Not quite to the level of Kentucky BBQ, but hey, I'm

Baltimore is a solid pick, but you may want to save them for later in the season. Arizona is a decent option, since the Bears' defense is atrocious and the Cardinals have a solid enough D to shut down (or at least slow down) most of Chicago's offense. There's also the matter of Alshon Jeffery still being hobbled. Your

Thank you. I assume you want me to just post my picks here, so without further adieu: Blood and Oil, Wicked City, Minority Report, Truth Be Told, and Castle. I'll be crossing my fingers!

I don't think it ever got more complex than "throw the ball to Steve Largent."

I just want to thank you, @bizarrosacrelicious:disqus, and @avclub-0f2aab038be93ff407d92af691001e73:disqus for giving me more intelligent political commentary than I expected to read at 2 A.M. Who said the AVC comment sections are just circlejerks of self-importance and sex puns? Well, not all of them anyway.

Hey Franko, I know we talked a bit about me joining the league a couple months back. Is that still an option? And if so, what do I need to do? Very much looking forward to my opinionated nature on sub-par television to actually do some good. Well, maybe not "good," but SOMEthing.

"Hahaha, I LOVE these spider savings!"

Of course I hope Hamm gets it. If it goes to Odenkirk instead, then I won't be too upset. But if it goes to neither…well let me just say, it's gonna be a cow-pocalypse.

I don't know, DP pics always seem a bit too busy to me. Too much crammed in there. The photo, I mean.

If Jon Hamm and Ben Mendelsohn win Emmys, and if Eddie Lacy and Davante Adams get me a ton of fantasy points, then count this the greatest weekend in the history of man. Yes, I'm including Socrates and Plato's heralded Athens Wine Mixer in 402 B.C.