Damn, "I Dislike Everything" must have been taken.

"Because the world is an awful place that will only bring you pain." -Nic Pizzolatto

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"DISQUALIFIED!"

The best damn spa detective in the world.

Behind the Bottom of the Barrel

Track marks, bags under her eyes, bad meth teeth, AND needless close-ups during her performances to show just how super sad she is? Pizzolatto definitely knocked that season-long feeling of malaise and tragedy into twelfth gear with all that. But no cat monsters or old women to speak of.

True, that was actually the analogy that he made when describing his perception of "Earth therapy." Guess I missed that on my first viewing, apologies. The analogy itself was pretty funny, but even funnier is Rick's apparent attitude on therapy that a psychiatrist might try to help but end up being "horrified."

Good point. Those days have long since passed. That's a good analogy now that I think about it. It's hard to remember the Black and Silver once had guys like Fred Biletnikoff, Jack Tatum, and Ken Stabler (R.I.P.)

I wonder what she cooks like…naked.

A live performance at the Tony Awards next year isn't out of the question.

"I LOVE you Jerry!"

Dude's clutch with adjusting the factory tint settings too.

Tiny Rick's "plea for escape" song was still happier than True Detective's Sad Guitar-Playing Girl.

Hahaha, I LOVE this spider!

Damn, well if we needed any more proof that season two of R&M was going to be one of the funniest and most original comedy show seasons in recent memory, I'd say this one went a long way. Not quite up to the illustriously imaginative levels of a "Total Rickall" or "The Ricks Must Be Crazy," but definitely a cut above…

Khalil Mack is a beast and will anchor their defense for years to come. Amari Cooper has a shitload of talent but right now is being hindered by Oakland's whole offensive situation. Carr's got a great arm but in my eyes is still unproven, and this latest injury isn't gonna help. They'll have to lean on Latavius Murray…

Nathan for You is one of the funniest and most original shows on TV, and I don't think that'll be changing anytime soon. The "Claw of Shame" episode alone will make a fan out of anyone. I'm so excited for the new season.

"Great Job, Internet: Why 'Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials' Might Be the Best Young Adult Movie of All Time"

Watching guys like Daniel Radcliffe perform at the Tony Awards shows just how fucking physically-exerting live TV is—especially with musical performances. And apparently there are gonna be those in the show too! NPH sweat for everyone! (It almost tastes like Heineken.)