That's a great one. But with all due respect, my personal favorite "[blank] in space" joke would have to be Stephen Merchant's "Schindler's List in space!" from The Ricky Gervais show: https://youtu.be/FpHbUIrJUT….

No Terriers yet? You should get on that, it's a great show so the time will just fly by. After all, you only have to watch one season.

David Michod is directing the pilot, and he's fantastic. A show with the premise it has normally wouldn't grab me, but so far it looks pretty cool. Definitely gonna check it out.

We get schlock like Limitless and Minority Report, but no "Ants in my Eyes Johnson" sitcom? Really?

Manhattan Love Story, on the other hand, was a terrible, terrible show with a decent…no, it was just terrible.

Holy shit, Blindspot IS Blue's Clues. Just with more action scenes and network-approved semi-nudity.

Her stuff she wrote for In Treatment was particularly heavy-hitting, especially the sessions with Dane DeHaan's character. A lot of that emotion crosses over into The Affair.

You've gotta admit, Sarah Treem goes hard with her writing.

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No two votes for the first two and a single downvote for the third? I might have to challenge this with the refs.

I…I actually don't know if you're making some large-scale joke out of the "overly semantic" comment or not. If so, then great job (yet again)! That might be the greatest joke ever in the history of the world.

I was counting the minutes until someone went the overly semantic route in replying, instead of taking my comment as a jokingly hyperbolic one. We made it to five! Great job!

What, no Best Time Ever? It'll be super wacky! Who KNOWS what'll happen?

October brings Fargo, The Knick, and The Leftovers, among a few others. You bet your ass I'll be watching everything.

Huge fan of Bollywood films, so I'm really happy to see Priyanka Chopra nabbing a lead role for an American network show. That said, Quantico does look pretty shitty, and "Grey's Anatomy meets Homeland" isn't exactly the most confidence-inducing pitch for me. But hey, I'm not a network head. I'd need a lot, lot more…

I'll give you 25 schmeckles for 'em!

Everything is (not) fucking!

A number of questions arise:

And if you liked him in that, get ready to see him in "Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials" too! Nine out of ten teenagers agree: it's his best role yet.

The realization that Sam Worthington and Jai Courtney are actually two different people, which has had irrevocable effects on my perception of the world. I thought Courtney had wrested control of the "bland action star with inexplicable amounts of work" role from Worthington's cold, dead hands (or that they were just…