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Cartoon Planet was awesome as well. My favorite Brak moment though would have to be his appearance on the SGC2C episode "Boatshow." The one where Steve Allen is the guest and it turns into a musical episode. When they had Brak on for the "man on the street" segment, I was laughing my ass off. Then again, that whole

The Cowboy Bebop theme song gives me urges. Sexy urges.

You're telling me an NBC program made a bad decision? I don't buy it!

Not watching full episodes of SNL and learning to love are probably related. Then again, I'm not a doctor.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO BEFORE SIGOURNEY WEAVER

Frisky Dingo is one of the greatest comedies of all time. And if anyone wants to disagree, I'll kick 'em with my robot pants.

"Oh, so now there's a LIQUOR STORE involved!"

"Hmmm, I'm scheming. This is my scheming face. First I raise this eyebrow. Then I raise—BACK OFF!"

"This is your right. You're gonna die!"

Superjail and crack cocaine are like wine and cheese.

There are so many choices, but I've got to go with Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. His episode was one of the best in the series, and his subsequent appearances were hilarious too. Not to mention his quotes.

I know, I know! Don't yell at me!

DO NOT CRINKLE YOUR FOOD WRAPPERS LOUDLY!
BE CONSIDERATE TO OTHERS, OR I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEAAAAASE!
DID YOU BRING YOUR BABY?
BABIES DON'T WATCH THIS! TAKE THE SEED OUTSIDE!
LEAVE IT IN THE STREETS!
(*falsetto*)
RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW!

IF YOU MAKE OUT HERE
I WILL CUT YOUR LIPS AND TONGUE FROM YOUR HEAD WITH A…
LINOOOOOLEUM KNIIIIIFE!

DO NOT NUDGE, KICK, OR JIGGLE THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU!

YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT!
DON'T LIKE IT, WALK OUT!

The episode where C.A.R.R. has a "problem" and gets addicted to car washes was particularly funny to me.

"Sir Deimos! Thank Ares you're alive!" That entire Sealab episode is just legendary.