Can it be an Indian actress? If so, I nominate Neha Sharma. Or Bipasha Basu. Or Katrina Kaif. Or Deepika Padukone. Or Kareena Kapoor. Or Esha Gupta. Or…

That's his middle name.

If it's that third one, AVC will give it an outlier of a good grade while it subsequently gets panned by every other media outlet, garners shitty ratings, and gets led to a quick cancellation. So maybe it should be called that.

We've discussed controlling those urges, Mr. Fluff. Please. For the children.

We got to perform "Coriolanus" in one of my high school English classes. This guy in my class had the role of Caius Martius, and it was the famous scene where he gets banished and gives his "there is a world elsewhere" speech. I was one of the Senators who banishes him, and you're supposed to repeat "it shall be so!"…

Was it an authentic Punjabi dhaba? If he went for the butter chicken, then it must have been a particularly rigorous teaching session. You'd have some serious gas expulsions on your hands. And Brando…well, let's just say he would complicate the situation.

"We live in a post-genital society, Steve!"

The Titan is only the working title, but it's partly right. The rumors say it's gonna be changed to Return of the Guy from Those Titan Movies Who You Hopefully Didn't Forget About.

I like Jason Momoa, though I've heard bad things about that TV series he stars in. He reminds me of Geno Segers from "Banshee." Geno's got that menacing look to him, but can also embody emotion and vulnerability when need be.

Well, I think we'll have to see. It's almost a month until it comes out, and so far it's looking promising. But you can never predict the market, I guess. The fact that our man Clarke is getting top billing, and has been made the main character over actors like Josh Brolin, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Hawkes, Keira…

I keep saying the same thing about the "Epic of Gilgamesh," but people just laugh at me.

It's an Asshole-off! Gentlemen, to your stations!

In all seriousness, that hot 'n' ready pretzel crust pizza with melted cheese sauce does look good. And by good, I mean you'll only live another three days after eating it, which helps to put things in perspective.

Only a Brute would schedule it that way.

Jason Clarke did a great job with his role on the old Showtime show "Brotherhood," a show that I have absolutely no interest in and do not take anything from. Least of all my username or avatar.

And Jai only makes it more dense.

I'm sorry, ma! I'll bring you some counterfeit money to make up for my rudeness.

Oh no, you of all people know how much I love him. And I think he's one of the next big stars, especially given his top billing in the upcoming "Everest." I was just playing devil's advocate. Even the most ardent proponent of Jason Clarke's supposed blandness would have to stop at Kitsch-level.

It's the best when girls on r/gonewild reference it when taking shower pics. I mean, that's just what my friend told me.

Give him a break, the "Terminator: Genisys" canon is quite dense and complex. It's understandable they'd make a mistake.