BOO THIS HISTORICALLY-ACCURATE MAN!

It's not like they have a Monopoly on bad movie adaptations.

You'd better bet your bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business.

Even after hearing the inexplicably awful casting choice, I had hope for "Tyrant" mostly due to its premise. But man oh man, is it a shitty TV show. I've been watching this second season (presumably because I'm a masochist) and, surprisingly, it's actually gotten worse. The best part is predicting which lines are…

Smells a little like a Coriolanus.

Brutus. He seems like an honorable man.

In fairness, his episode with the Indian families was pretty funny and informative.

First it was gods and goddesses. Now it's hyper-sexualized, slow-motion action sequences. Is there nothing the Romans won't steal from the Greeks?

That's all I needed to hear.

Anne Hathaway in a movie called "The Shower?" I don't foresee the internet having any fun with this!

I'd watch Anna Kendrick in Anne Hathaway's Shower.

Oh yes, I didn't mean to gloss over that. The irreverence and postmodern nature of "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" surely laid the tracks for most of Adult Swim's programming, at least in a comedic sense. Plus we wouldn't have "Aqua Teen" if it weren't for Space Ghost.

I liked it. I think that the series ending came as a bit of a shock to everyone, not the least of which were the creators (who said in a recent interview that it was not their decision). That was probably one of the reasons for some of the more tongue-in-cheek quotes from the episode: "That's exactly how long we've…

No matter your thoughts on the game itself, you have to admit: Satan did hang dong. We're talking "Thunder Gun Express" levels.

A large part of the modern, cynical, adult-oriented tradition in animated shows was started by Adult Swim. "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" sadly ended just a few days ago (which was the only remaining show from the original Adult Swim lineup). However "Rick and Morty," another Adult Swim show, is beginning to reach a much…

I vow never to watch this crappy show.

"Shonda's latest hit will make you want to take vows of poverty, chastity, AND obedience!"

Lisinopril's new ad campaign mentioned declaring jihad on high blood pressure. It's actually trending.

"That used car salesman was totally trying to rip me off. But I jihaded him right then and there, and ended up getting a really good deal."

Lego Pride and Prejudice and Zombie Jihad of the Medieval Walking Dead: the Anthology Series