More embarrassingly awful show pulled after only two episodes: Knock Knock Live or Viva Laughlin? I'll vote for the first one. At least the second had Hugh Jackman singing "Sympathy for the Devil."

Bewildering, you might say.

Yvonne won't need no fuckin' knife.

I like mine dry.

I mean, it was an okay movie. I like David Mamet. It just took some very, very big liberties with the story (i.e. a character's suicide) and its portrayal of jiu-jitsu/mixed martial arts. Chiwetel was great though, and…actually, that's about it.

Does she really have to be taking on another TV role? I'm expecting "The Astronaut Wives Club" to be on for at least another ten years.

Dude was awesome in "The Unit" and has had some entertaining one-offs in a lot of shows. I'm just going to try to forget about him in "Redbelt." Not because of his performance, but because his character was just so, so dumb.

I've never read Infinite Jest, but The Broom of the System is one of my favorite novels. And Wallace's short stories, especially "Good People" and the ones from Girl With Curious Hair, are some of the most original ever written. I'm happy to see this film is getting good reviews, and that Segel does him justice with…

Just rewatched "The Bourne Supremacy" the other day, forgot how awesome that movie is. That trilogy followed the well-known model of "make the middle one the most exciting." (Yes, trilogy. Let's forget "The Bourne Legacy" was ever made.)

Les Chappell, baby! Our resident Cinemax badass show reviewer! Happy to have you back, sir.

The Emotionally Available Man doesn't have any superpowers, but damn if he can't listen intently to you talk about which coworkers annoy you. Great guy.

Avoiding overreactrons is the key to sustaining any relationship.

"Hey Reactron, I can be a superhero AND embody aspects of a normal, relatable woman! How does that make you feel?"

I can't wait for this. It was incredible on Broadway, and getting a TV adaptation of this is going to be fantastic. I didn't know that Melissa Leo was in the cast as well. This is gearing up to be a highlight of next season (or whenever it's expected to premiere).

The "ONE DOT MOTHAFUCKA!" line rivals "gerp!" from last season's "Raising Gazorpazorp" in terms of most inexplicably funny Rick quote. Still don't know what makes it so hilarious, but I don't care.

I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SQUANCH MYSELF!

The whole "when are you?" routine had me laughing my ass off. "Rick and Morty" is the perfect combination of intellectual, boundary-less storytelling and irreverent comedy. I'm so happy it's back.

Fist Man, Fist Man 2, and Kung Fu Fister. All starring Donnie Yen.

Isn't "Super Troopers" getting a sequel as well? I have to say, the "movie franchises I got stoned to during junior high" trend is a pretty popular one nowadays.

"Suicide Squad" will wisely be counteracting the blankness by pairing her with tons of explosions and about two hundred other actors.