At the movie theater I go to, there's been a virtual ad running for weeks on the info screen in the lobby. Cara Delevingne's hair is moving side to side very slowly, like there's this slight wind blowing. But it doesn't look cool or interesting. It just looks scary, like one of those slow-motion scenes in a Lars von…

Denis Villeneuve. The films he creates are fascinating stories in their own right, but the visual motifs and intensely damaged characters he fills them with would be great in comic form. I think he'd go wild.

On a side note, "The End of the Tour" looks pretty good. Would never have imagined Jason Segel could play someone like David Foster Wallace, but it seems he's done a decent job.

I hear you can make invisible ink out of lemon juice. They must've been out of lemons.

Every part of the bit is funny. To me, one of the best from just a joke-making standpoint is the "I hate Monunzazundays" line. The fact that Justin's completely improvising it makes it that much funnier.

I wonder if Gyllenhaal was just saying those things about Fuqua in order to drum up publicity (which would be understandable), or if he really was being sincere. And if it was the latter, then I'd have to wonder just what part of "Fuqua's craft" he appreciates. Granted, a lot of the negative reviews of the film are…

"Oh, JacksSmirkingRevenge, that feels so good! Now don't mind me, I'm just gonna make this face of abject horror. Don't stop though!"

I'm probably gonna do the exact same thing you are. Let's meet up later and have an "I saw an actor I love in a bad movie, and now I regret it" party. I'm an Olyphant and McConaughey fan, so I've got some experience.

"When I say that I want these things, I mean…that I want them."

I wasn't saying he was technically "in character" when he did the interview, I was making a figurative statement on how his acting is so good, he can embody the persona of his character when discussing their observations or experiences. Which allows him to sound alarmingly similar to the person he plays and to make…

I just searched for the trailer and all I found was the one they premiered a few months back. It looked alright, but didn't really reveal much. Would love to see if they have a newer, better one now.

But Katey Sagal WILL play boxer Vinny Paz's mom in the upcoming "Bleed For This." So rest assured, you will definitely get your fill of Katey Sagal boxing movie roles before the end of the year.

Maybe they should have taken the "After Earth" approach and treated it like they did M. Night Shyamalan. "What? Oh yeah, he's involved with this movie. We just, uh, forgot to mention it."

With "Zodiac," "Prisoners," "Enemy," and "Nightcrawler," I'm not going to doubt Gyllenhaal's acting ability ever again. I still have no idea why he didn't get an Oscar nom for "Nightcrawler," but then again, this wasn't really the year to expect the Oscar nominations to make any sense.

I wonder what he regrets more: the sex tape or his film work.

With how great of an actor Gyllenhaal has become, I was really hoping for this movie to be good. Unfortunately, it seems that the script and the characters surrounding him didn't do him any favors. It's sad more than anything else.

Forget nuclear weapons. The only thing enemies of the U.S. need now is a slippery floor.

I'm guessing Michelle Monaghan made that exact same face when she realized what movie she was actually making.

I feel the same way.

I'm Gazorpazorp-fucking-field, and I'm ready for season two. Now get me my goddamn enchiladas.