Oh ya know, sometimes I feel like there's a gun to my head when I'm takin' a poop, sayin' "make it a real good one there, don't mess up." Which ain't a nice feelin', I tell ya.

Oh don'cha know, ya shouldn't be doin' anything out of hunger there. Not even eatin'. Well, unless it's a chocolate glaze.

Looks incredible. Season two's gonna be so good, it could stick its whole thumb up…never mind.

The "nothing short of a miracle" to make the dialogue work probably corresponds to an actor with the right delivery to make it sound like something other than a treatise on pessimist philosophy. As we now know, Matthew McConaughey is a pretty damn good actor when he puts his mind to it, and his down-home, flowery…

I don't think he's committed nearly enough crimes to be sentenced to that.

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I think Comedy Bang Bang! should have gotten an Emmy nomination. Oh, and Matthew Rhys. Him too.

"Orgy scene blueballs" is totally a thing now. When I heard that tension-building music and saw those girls walking to the house from Ray's perspective, I thought it was on. Alas, it was not.

Those people you mentioned sound like total malcontents. The kind who can't get past water stains on the ceiling.

I was thinking Boo-Hoo Detective, but yours is better.

Well, I certainly think this would be better if Guy Pearce was in it. But then, you can say that about most things.

Speaking of which, hoo boy "Trainwreck" has generated some pretty polarized reviews.

To answer your first question, I think the sexual harassment class. For better or worse, almost anytime a TV show discusses female sexuality openly there's going to be a think piece. Especially if said show is written by someone who's already come under fire for their portrayal of women. "Insane mom jeopardizing…

I liked his use of "boychik," brought to mind memories of Manny Horvitz. Considering we also have a troubling relationship between a son and his mom, the "Boardwalk Empire" similarities have nowhere to go but up.

I think Farrell deserves one as well. He's been the anchor of the show for the most part, and his arc is the most interesting one out of all of them.

There should be a new entry in TV Tropes: "shaving pornstache to represent change in character."

This episode definitely ended on a cliffhanger, and I got a serious "Justified" vibe after watching the preview for next week. Ray and Frank sitting across from each other at the table, guns at the ready. I almost expect Ray to give him 24 hours to leave town, or Frank to ask him if he wants any crab cakes. But that…

I can't wait for the Ani Bezzerides remix of "Baby Got Back." It's gonna be so big. And I'm not just talking about length.

That is unfortunate that Maribeth Monroe hasn't had a whole lot to do ever since the first couple episodes. That being said, her mere presence is enough to add light and pure goodness to any TV show. I'd like to see more of her, though.

Well, getting visited by Johnny Depp would certainly put a smile on my face. Add Stephen fuckin' Graham to that, and I'd be ready to sing some shanties.

I know I'm a little late to the party with this, but I just re-watched the episode and caught another great Amantha moment. It's the scene where she's sitting with her boss at Thrifty Town. When Amantha's asked by her boss if she's ever thought of managing the store, Amantha (who is obviously surprised) makes this…