Terrence Malick over Michael Mann? Spike Jonze over Jim Jarmusch? No Francis Ford Coppola or Sidney Lumet? I too predict a clear and respectful consensus among the commentariat.

This is incredible. I love the comments saying how deep down he's actually questioning his life and wondering if he's a "prisoner in his own existence."

If you're talking about the Academy Awards, that's tricky. Considering the last good movie David O. Russell made set the record for most Oscar nominations without winning a single one, I wouldn't hold my breath. But it's always a possibility.

David O. Russell and Jennifer Lawrence have been quite the moviemaking pair as of late. Surely they're destined to rise to the ranks of Tim Burton-Johnny Depp, Martin Scorsese-Leonardo DiCaprio, Paul Thomas Anderson-Phillip Seymour Hoffman (R.I.P.), Nicolas Winding Refn-Ryan Gos—actually, scratch that last one.

Now I want to run an infamous drug cartel.

Luis Guzman as a nefarious drug cartel member is something I am definitely interested in.

I try to use all-caps as little as possible, but HOLY SHIT I cannot wait for that movie. The trailer release just made it that much harder. Hearing Benicio del Toro say "I go where I'm sent" in that gravelly voice of his gets me more excited than it should.

Yeah, I know it doesn't look perfect. But considering the fact that it's got a great cast and tackles a very interesting historical event, I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. And since it's Netflix, that means I can unhealthily binge it all at once if I want to. Damn "Rectify" and "True Detective" making…

No, you would've been right on time.

Fathering a child who becomes Captain Cold isn't just bad—it has to rate you pretty low on the Shermometer too.

Tell him it's gone to a better place, where it won't hurt no more.

I saw The Crazies with Timothy Olyphant. Mostly for Timothy Olyphant.

I have to say, "Holden Caulfield after spending 3 hours listening to Bill Hicks" sounds like a unique ad campaign.

"Turn" is the foot, "Snowpiercer" is the head.

I don't even think Meryl Streep could handle that scenario.

Oh, you! Speaking of which, I've heard so many good things about "Mr. Robot" but have yet to watch it. If it's really that good, then I'll get on that.

Pun threads aren't exactly revolutionary.

Speaking of which, Heather Lind also has the perfect face for…well, anything.

“I hold the maxim no less applicable to public than to private affairs, that honesty is always the best policy. So can someone tell me why the fuck this show's still on?"

I think the broad interpretation would be "having one's first notable work be a huge success and then having the second be less good by comparison." I am surprised that Pizzolatto's apparently famous enough to have his name be a phrase used in online forums, which is the true mark of achievement.