I said I couldn't decide what my favorite Karl quote was. I lied. When they ask him what his predictions about the future are, and he says that trousers are going to stop being made: https://youtu.be/JBfsAW4FvH…. I almost cried, I was laughing so hard.

You bring up a great point with the interviewing detectives serving as a proxy for the audience. I hadn't thought of that, but it makes sense. Last season they had characters who mitigated some of the darker elements of the story with their questions or their personality. This season though, it's seriousness for…

One would have thought that a movie with the Mother of Dragons, Mr. Zero Dark Thirty, and the Governator in the cast would have at least been mildly entertaining. (I don't have a nickname for Jai Courtney, because he's fucking boring.) Sadly, it was not.

I'd get on that pronto.

That's a notable one. There are too many to name. One of my personal favorites is his tirade against the prospect of charity in Africa. "No, you're not havin' another sandwich!" https://youtu.be/Q8vN-O_rJI…

Ricky's pained laugh after Karl compares Sophie's Choice to Deal or No Deal always gets me.

Ah, well you have a point there. Now we just need a nearly-incomprehensible narrator and Josh Brolin fellating a banana, and we'll be golden.

People like to be against the big budget Hollywood blockbuster trend…until something REALLY cool comes out.

With every snarky article, they unify the human race that much more.

Vulture might have to backtrack and do three days of mermaid community coverage just to make up for their cultural insensitivity.

"Alright, now I've gotta take a shit. Where's that gun?"

I don't think it's gotten up to "Inherent Vice" levels. Not enough meandering plot lines or non sequitur dialogue quite yet. They're close, though!

That must make our existence REALLY meaningless.

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/FpHbUIrJUT….

Wasn't Tidal doing really shitty, business-wise?

The man makes Thunder Gun Express look like The Little Engine that Could.

"There is no part of my writing not overwrought with shitty-or-shittier importance. I write something that's shit, there's a gun to my head saying 'make it a worse one, don't fuck up.'"

"Wayward Pines" isn't perfect, but at least it's entertaining. "Gracepoint" was just a clusterfuck from beginning to end. As a "Broadchurch" fan, I'm just going to pretend it never existed.

"It's symbolic, Moltar. Things don't always have to DO things!"

I was talking about the "anaconda, great white" line. You're replying to the wrong person. Or about the wrong thing. Take your pick.