Nook has decided not to update, but instead to e-mail customers and tell them what will be broken. Keep it classy B&N.

Look up above you. Do you see that thing flying over your head? That's the joke you just missed :P

We've got a picture of the mega stones.

This guy is the Edward Snowden of things that don't matter.

"Maybe I'd be interested in mobile platforms if someone made something other than shitty casual games for them!"

"What? You're making a AAA first-person action game? HOW DARE YOU, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE THAT FOR PC?"

Fucking gamers.

In response to the early Exodus, American Airlines Arena has been renamed "The Kitchen."

Well, alright, you're the boss.