You know what's an awful game no matter how many iterations on tokens, themes, and dimensions they put out?

Nook has decided not to update, but instead to e-mail customers and tell them what will be broken. Keep it classy B&N.

True story: I kept my ticket stub for Back to the Future II and brought it with me to III and demanded they let me in because they hadn't finished showing me the movie the first time. They made me buy a ticket. I love Empire, but I get his point. Feature films shouldn't end with "To Be Continued..."

It's always bluer now, since they switched over to LEDs.

Ho ho! Good one - totally zinged our consumerism. Ouch. My unfulfilled life is certainly full of worthless crap. Maybe I should follow the teachings of Plastic Jesus and now participate in creating contemporary art with no aesthetic value and a shallow social message instead.

This was a genius plan, the only thing missing was the most minimal familiarity with ice or cardboard.

But it can be.

Look up above you. Do you see that thing flying over your head? That's the joke you just missed :P

We've got a picture of the mega stones.

Who let the cat out of the video? When pigs Skype. Scratch my back and I'll rid your computer of malware. I suck at this.

Ergh...why isn't there a report button on Giz comments :/

For those outside Australia reading this 'boong' (I've actually not seen it spelt before though only said but phonetically that's correct) is the local racial slur for Australian Aboriginals :/ while 'Noongar' is the name for a specific group of Australian…

This guy is the Edward Snowden of things that don't matter.

"But why does a Guy Fawkes mask have to just be one white male face?"

"Maybe I'd be interested in mobile platforms if someone made something other than shitty casual games for them!"

"What? You're making a AAA first-person action game? HOW DARE YOU, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE THAT FOR PC?"

Fucking gamers.

Seriously? You aren't confused. You're just attempting to be clever. You know what context 'filter' is being used in this article, get it together wagner.

It's important to have goals.

For any non-Gizmodo employees reading this, I want to point out that Ashley has mentioned this MULTIPLE times before, unbidden.

All-Star Superman is not only the best Superman comic, but arguably the greatest comic series of the last 20 years.

You apparently give a shit what fanboys think, because you've taken the time to dismiss my opinion. So that's at least one person.