It’s okay, Spoink. Like all of us in life, you just have to find the right partner that bounces at your rhythm.

Wehner appeared on The Fan Morning Show on Pittsburgh’s 97.3 Tuesday to reveal the results of his seance with Dietrich’s grandfather.

But it’s May 2019. It’s absolutely the time to care that Joe Biden sucks. Pick a better candidate because as evidenced by Trumpy throttling the likes of Jeb! and winning the election, being assumed to be the candidate with “the best chance to win” is worth jack-shit.

“HHS finalized the conscience rule after more than a year of careful consideration and after analyzing over 242,000 public comments,”

Bob Newhart needs to learn to enjoy himself a little more.

A Poo-litzer winning piece to be sure.

xxVIPER69: lulz, headshotted u nub

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

Eli will teach this young Padawan learner the ways of the three yard checkdown.

“Forget it Pikachu. It’s Pallet Town."

Getting away from the Orioles can do a lot for a man’s disposition. 

Definitive proof that Lowry does actually have balls come playoff time.

The only positive about this administration is that their incompetence makes their evil more of a slow-moving, inefficient one.

/looks at a slice of apple pie and a bowl of human fingers

You call them the “LOLKnicks” and then tell them to trade Zion Fucking Williamson for spare parts.

Well, their second pick is black and got popped for PEDs, generally a “culture no-no” for prospects. I think they might just be fucking stupid.

USC as a member of their esteemed rowing team.

It was karmic retribution to be reincarnated as Jewish but he was too much of a piece of shit and just ran with it.

And then make his mentally ill clent sign a form that says “Great job, Mike!” right before shit went down.

Mentioning Jacoby Ellsbury and Troy Tulowitzki are injured is akin to noting JFK and Napoleon are dead.