“Melaniaaaa, can we go to McDonald’s now? I’m boooooored!”.

My biggest disappointment about Trump’s funeral is that he’ll be too dead to know how sparsely attended it was compared to his predecessors.

How many failures from Texas does this dead man have to keep tabs on?

“Interesting thoughts. Can this sewer alligator play linebacker?”.

Trump would also shit on the outside of the litter box where a bit of loose litter had spilled like it’s what he was supposed to do. 

Going with two grizzlies was dangerous enough, but fourteen!? C’mon, Noah.

Goodness. Spam is very elaborate and eloquent these days.

Brett did always have a knack for helping out the wrong team.

Gotta get out Washington's “Heinous Acts” chart to see where this one falls.

If Jamie was watching PTI he should probably be most disappointed in himself.

Ah, of course! The issue wasn’t that a woman was assaulted, it’s that Hunt didn’t have an underling assault a woman for him.

“Psycho Crusher, defense number 54. 15 yard penalty, first down.”.

Because domestic abuse is more socially acceptable in America than kneeling for the anthem.

Sometimes you just grab them off to the side

The Dreamcast gave us Skies of Arcadia. You opinion is wrong.

Enablers of abusers are also scum.

Seems the angels are running the prison.

Note he didn’t actually INVITE them to his property to pay golf, they could pay like anyone else.

Excellent list. You can eat like a pig and watch football (and most do) about 20 Sundays out of the year. What makes Thanksgiving so special?

And Dorfman will get some fines and cushy 5 year prison sentence and be out with another grift already planned. There people never stop because the incentive isn’t there. Why give up the chance to live for years in luxury just for the possibility of a few in, as famously said in Office Space, “a minimum security…