Maxx creates headroom

Hey, it was a good run. At least this group can look back on the...ZERO PENNANTS!?

You don’t know how quotation marks work, do you? She’s an American. Full stop. If you wanna be a pissbaby about the language she speaks I’m sure you can talk about it on Stormfront.

Yet LeBron always gets asked.

Of course there was an American in need of medical assistance right there, but fuck it we got what we came for so lets abandon her at a gas station.

And people are allowed to shit on him for it, as they did. So there’s the backlash. The fuck are you talking about?

I’m genuinely curious: have you heard anything about this backlash being coordinated by the WWE?

“Two Insufferable Teams Combine Forces For One Really Big Piece of Shit”

All of Musk’s plans are just a game of SimCity with an infinite money code and disasters turned off.

I think it was completely accidental. Saying Urena hit Acuna on purpose would imply the Marlins had an actual plan in place.

Maling them watch War Machine fight seems like cruel and unusual punishment.

I wish I had realized “But Wade Boggs only gets hits 30 percent of the time!” could have helped me get away with a 65 in math class.

I come to a baseball game to watch that hitter succeed that 30 percent of the time, because I’m hoping that other 70 percent of the time he’s being bested by his opponents. Not a fucking ump that messed up the strike zone with a gift strike.

“Ha, stupid Barves. Way to support a shitlord.

It’s easier to get Mom put in a nursing home than you would think, Marshall.

Counterpoint: Hulk Hogan sucks.

“Next on NPR: racist is still racist.”

“The late Macho Man Randy Savage gets to deliver bug-eyed promos and drop flying elbows in an international blockbuster—a crossover feat his old rival Hulk Hogan never equaled.”

You can really feel the electricity and sense the gravity of this confrontation.