Which step in The Process is having two 1st pick overall point guards with horribly broken jump shots? I seem to have lost my flowchart.

Adam Jones best summed up the one constant across both sides of the ball: “I still wish I understood WAR.”

As to be expected by a progressive franchise like the Milwauk....

Step 2 is to stand in a public square holding up an eggplant.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

The prevailing wisdom (since it was before the series) is that George needs to be rescued from this mess because Melo’s corpse is starting to smell up the place and Russ is Satan but more selfish.

This is just another bullshit ratings conspiracy by the NBA. That and replacing the Raptors with the Lakers.

My two cents to The Times:

Considering it’s the Russo Brothers, I’d assume not. They smartly opted for the directors they have that use the most practical effects. (as much as one can with monsters and space raccoons)

I feel you, man. Sometimes that Belt really needs to hang in there when stepping up to the plate.

If they want my 200 dollars they better throw in some Miracle Water or no deal.

If we’re bringing this all back to the NES days, I think someone needs to pop Dame Lillard out of the system and blow into him.

I guess that explains the shitty defense he’s playing.

A lesson to never put Katy Perry’s music in the copy machine.

replaced the excellent Jeremy Lin with the almost useless Ramon Sessions

Somebody had to be the 1 in Glass Joe’s 1-99.

Trump was ready to join in on the war but darn those pesky bone spurs!

You have to admire their staunch opposition to changing tradition. They’re even going to go as far as not winning a World Series for the 70th season in a row.

Ah. The classic “I don’t care, therefore nobody cares”.

“P.J. then reported the bears as undocumented and the family was sent to a detention center.”