It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

The prevailing wisdom (since it was before the series) is that George needs to be rescued from this mess because Melo’s corpse is starting to smell up the place and Russ is Satan but more selfish.

This is just another bullshit ratings conspiracy by the NBA. That and replacing the Raptors with the Lakers.

My two cents to The Times:

I feel you, man. Sometimes that Belt really needs to hang in there when stepping up to the plate.

If they want my 200 dollars they better throw in some Miracle Water or no deal.

If we’re bringing this all back to the NES days, I think someone needs to pop Dame Lillard out of the system and blow into him.

I guess that explains the shitty defense he’s playing.

A lesson to never put Katy Perry’s music in the copy machine.

replaced the excellent Jeremy Lin with the almost useless Ramon Sessions

Somebody had to be the 1 in Glass Joe’s 1-99.

Trump was ready to join in on the war but darn those pesky bone spurs!

You have to admire their staunch opposition to changing tradition. They’re even going to go as far as not winning a World Series for the 70th season in a row.

Ah. The classic “I don’t care, therefore nobody cares”.

“P.J. then reported the bears as undocumented and the family was sent to a detention center.”

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

KAT had to get plenty of rest for the 47 minutes he gets to play today.

He gets a Christian “mulligan” as long as he bans transsexuals from the military and defunds Planned Parenthood.

“Upon investigation into his receiving a free purple bandanna, Dubs II has been ruled ineligible to participate in football activities.” - NCAA

Hey, at least the participants can get paid.