They’ll also be parking ICE agents at the entrances and make sure all pregnancies are carried to term.

I would think the best way to differentiate yourself from other Silicon Valley startups is by not being a penis.

Perhaps ESPN figures as long as the listener is happy to tune in to hear that Colin Kaepernick should be deported they don’t care whether they know it’s satire or not.

I hope Carmelo Anthony drops 76 points on them in his home opener.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

But the key difference is the Jets are only shitty for about half the year. And don’t have access to nukes.

A storied history befitting a team with a racist caricature still on their uniforms.

So you’re singling out the duck simply due to its color.

Unless you wanted A-Rod to pitch as well, he would never have as much control over the team’s success as LeBron or Kobe. It’s a silly comparison because baseball is a different sport from basketball.

Oh yeah, that A-Rod was just horrible as a Yankee. 54 WAR and 2 MVPs, he’s just like Kei Igawa.

Geez, the Interwebs are constantly ragging on Kirby’s Dream Course. It’s certainly better than Super Ghouls n’ Ghosts and both Star Fox games. It plays really well even today.

And who gives a shit? They also liked RBIs back then. Judge wouldn’t wipe his ass with any of Kingman’s seasons compared to his rookie season.

And walked half as much. And was terrible defensively.

We have a terrorist using biological warfare on American soil, and do nothing!? I feel like America is not being made great again.

I knew I made a mistake when I turned down that job at the ‘ol Blonde Conservative mill. Business is booming!

Oh yeah. Just like classic movies and literature. So over that stuff.

Trump claimed the football league is in a “really bad box”

It’s the “Naughty or Nice” list but for brain dead racists.

Clearly the best gift for a Republican is one of those star certificates. If a piece of paper from the Packers makes them feel like a big deal, a star will make them think they’re God.

Being an out of touch billionaire was fine back in November, though.