If my beard is a “primitive shit-tier trait” my balls must mean I should just walk back into the ocean.

Bad apple called out by good Apple.

“What are two things a fourteen year old boy wants in his mouth, and the only one that’s in there now.”

“I think that rich spoiled athlete ought to give all his money to take care of fallen police officers.”

Yo momma so old, Donald Trump won’t even grab her granddaughter’s pussy.

Gary Johnson counters with “Where’s the beef?”, but is actually confused about where beef comes from.

Post-Traumatic Stripper Delivery

“i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content.”

Pablo Sandoval will follow a similar path after his retirement with his line of men’s tarps.

Time to build that ice wall.

It’s going to be a pretty dull Civil War until Newt appears stuffed into into his Spider-Man attire.

As a founding member of the Whig Party I’m indifferent.

Donald Trump will both wear it and grab it.

Can’t I just sell Russia my credit card number directly?

And bitches about black people not tipping and then doesn’t tip because “the service sucked”.

Fake Cardinals fan: not a gay slur to be found.

Just more of the PC libtard SJW nonsense sweeping across the USA. Thanks, Obama.

If that’s all it takes to repair a knee then get that pussy Bridgewater out there!

Zero dead people > One dead person

I feel I may have missed an opportunity to wipe my ass with a photo of Hillary and make some easy money.