If you’re going to waste 750 million dollars in Vegas at least get a blowjob and cocaine out of it.

Meow! That mean girl Donald letting those celebs have it!

If a “game fiasco” is grounds for a lawsuit Browns fans should be expecting a windfall.

Trump hopes to follow in Jonathan’s footsteps by making Washington much, much worse.

Definitely needs a wad of chaw for effect.

Why just burden others with a massive e-mail signature when you can also include your fucking resume in the body of the text.

Draymond Green was rendered ineffective as a whole team knew The Land Down Under better than he did.

Is there a reason not to anticipate that?

Rebuttal: Eli Manning being a laughingstock is AWESOME. A guy who looks like he should be performing magic tricks at kids parties twice beat Tommy Dreamboat in the Super Bowl.

“that makes sense for a team that is in the middle of a playoff hunt or well into a rebuilding process”

Now if he said ISIS was in league with Team Rocket, that would have gotten everyone’s attention.

And here I thought this would be about Draymond Green.

Definitely got some good wood on it. Can really still smack balls with force.

Rodney Harrison wonders why he didn’t go all out.

The stale panini is Jeff Conine.

The life of luxury of an amputee. How wonderful.

In order to save face, Bautista will be bringing the footage to Skywalker Ranch for re-editing

As long as Zack Snyder’s around at least Howard won’t be the most disliked person associated with Superman.

The next step is putting Vince Russo in charge of booking.

By ignoring Canada,Wade joins a club with about 8 billion members.