Don’t be so naive, there’s no fucking water in there.

The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.

Yeah, this is all well and good, but does his batting helmet fall off when he swings too hard?

Obviously never spent much time in the Bradenton area, huh?? The Bradenton area is home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the WORLD and is close enough to Sarasota that there’s always a great place to eat/drink/etc. Also Longboat Key is one of the few remaining “hidden gems” along the FL coast due to its…

Oh wow! Like a lot of people, I quickly read the headline and my mind immediately jumped to the other Will Smith, the relief pitcher for the Milwaukee Brewers.

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Wait, do people believe otherwise?

Ice cream... children’s ice cream...

at that point, jackson was a washed-up pedophile.

But Calgary is not in Albearta.

It’s a shame this took place in Calgary, and not in AlBEARta!

For a UGA alum, though, that’s pretty good.

“Whoa, easy coach! That’s not your wife.”

I think you might be onto something. What if they replaced 3-on-3 overtime with a homerun derby?

My very first post said “announced this week” and unless I changed dimensions overnight and words have different meanings in this new land, yesterday is a small part of this last week. So yeah, I did read the article?

I guess we now now what Curt Schilling is doing with his Sunday?

There’s never a bad time to post this Arroyo commercial.

It’s Cutler’s own fault for trying to squeeze two cigarettes in between classes.

Fuck the flip...if a pitch comes even close to him he should helicopter the bat right back at the pitcher!