It’s true. Just look at Messi’s stats:

Colts’ QB Matt Hassebleck was in emergency room until 2 am TUESDAY, dealing with virus he’s still feeling. From hospital to start.

Refs should’ve watched halftime show..the one where Chris Fucking Berman talked about the Holy Roller!!

I sure wish I could donk off a few PLO sit-n-gos tonight instead of watching this trash of a football game

First Ashley, now this?
All my fantasy sites are imploding.

Well, colour me surprised.

*also the best band.

Also a band;

Dee Gordon is so fast that by the time you send him a text, he has moved on to a new number.

“And i’m looking directly into the camera because, as has been previously established, you and your family do not speak to me in person, therefore this is my only means of communication with you.” - Stephen A. Smith

Beefing with this jackass is absolutely beneath KD... but I pray to God he does us all a favor and lowers himself.

Can we finally agree that ESPN is “in on the joke” in regards to this guy? His continued network presence is just a giant middle finger to anybody with any knowledge of sports or journalism.

When did it start?

“We’ve been calling for them to send him to Double-A all year”

Wait Matt Hasselbeck is still playing?

So there’s a good chance of a complete natural disaster hitting Fedex Field. And also, a possible hurricane.

Mascot Representing Most North Carolinians Steals Mascot of Local Minor League Baseball Team

Let it go, man. Don’t have to shave it quiet yet, but the shorter your hair is, the less bald spots show. Age gracefully, my brother, and good luck.