Holy fuck. He’s like a lucky troll doll with poor shot selection.

The Cubs are screwed.

Is anyone surprised by this?

United are 6 points back with 29 games to play, but we are already ruling them out for winning the title this year? I get that right now it seems unlikely, but there’s a ton of games left to play and 6 points isn’t exactly insurmountable. I don’t know, maybe I’m missing something here.

So it goes.

Honestly, as much a Curt Shilling is completely terrible at trying to convey his argument, I can see where he is coming from.

I’m 31. I’ve done election cycles before. The shit that’s been popping up in this one seems unique. Am I taking crazy pills, or has this thing tumbled through the looking glass into badgerfuck blithering lunacy-world?

That’s a pretty optimistic injury outlook, ESPN.

Wow, I totally forgot Rose plays for the Knicks now.

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

Awwww, you're so full of shit.

Can’t be helped. If he held any of Indies fanmail to a higher standard, he’d have to cut out this part of the column entirely.

We make the playoffs, normally avoid Wild Card weekend, then get demolished by the same team(s) every year (rhymes with Schmew Schmengland and Schmittsburgh) because you know, they get themselves ready to win a Super Bowl.

I love the clarifier there. “Did CC “Giant Fatass Pig” (due to his size) Sabbathia retire?”

That swamp is the #7 entertainment destination in Jacksonville.

Honestly, I wish nothing ill of Mexico and its people, with the exception of its national team and its fans, who I despise.

Your Copa América semifinalists:

If I am reading this correctly, you impute a lot of ‘blame’ on Helwani for what is a violation of some journalistic ethic in covering the UFC (in covering a sport). Perhaps I have a twisted view of the so called profession, but there is no such thing as journalism in the 21st century in covering sports. It’s…