Fair counterpoint! I didn’t see it until a few years ago, so my window of reference is waaaayy different.

Event Horizon feels much more like a Warhammer 40k story than Lovecraft. And boy did it terrify me when I snuck in to watch it as a young teen...

I wouldn’t be shocked if he has. He’s mentioned Sonic, Fallout 76, Crash Bandicoot, Ratchet and Clank... and Dead Space. So it seems possible he’s played Alan Wake at some point or another.

Pretty hilarious as an Alan Wake and Remedy fan to be watching ITMOM just as I stumble upon this article. Great, super fun horror movie that mixes a unique premise with some lovingly campy acting and, of course, Carpenter’s directing style.

My insect eyes just flashed like a rocket!

“Twix-like veins”

What adds to it all are the blogs, YT channels, and TikTokers who make their living shitting on other people’s work with glee. Maybe I’m just getting old, but watching one team’s stillborn project become someone else’s red meat content to throw to the snickering masses fills me with such exhaustion.

While this looks lovely and I will get to it... one day... I’m actually more excited for Alan Wake and am bummed that they pushed their release date partly because of Wonder. I’m probably the only person who feels that way and lords knows I’ve barely scratched the surface on Baldur’s Gate 3 so who knows when I’ll get…

If you youngins ever wanted to ever experience what it was like to play some shitty-ass N64 games, here you go.

Hmmm. It has been a long, long time since I’ve played FF7--not since its release, in fact. That said, its characters never really jumped out at me. Sure there was Sephiroth who inspired a generation of edgelords and great supports like Tifa, Barrett, Aerith/s (RIP) but I actually remember thinking how tacked on a…

LOL I love the MGSV explanation. It’s something straight out of a porn video or some smut erotica

My god, that’s lazy. And I mean “Poochie died on the way to his home planet” lazy. I personally didn’t love the tech-y parts of BotW so whatever, but if you’re going to have such a weak answer, maybe just don’t give an answer at all.

Just disable said endgame content for the April Fool’s weekend. Or make it really ridiculous and unbalanced and watch people have fun slamming their heads into the wall.

Now, if Bungie were smart what they would do is learn from this an offer a weekend or even a full week of “no holds barred” weapons, letting everyone craft insane nonsense to just have fun. Disable certain achievements, alter loot tables so that players can’t abuse this, and just let people... enjoy the game without…

Ron DeSantis saves his bear costume for Pride Month.

“Alright, everyone! Please keep being as sweet as honey and just bear with me as we—aaahhh no no no no, please heeeeelllllppppp,,,,”

Every time I see anything about this game, all I’m imagining is a time traveler only familiar with Pinocchio from something like the 1940s Disney movie seeing this and their head exploding.

I’ve been killing my services for a while. At a certain price point, I was happy to let services I didn’t use often remain, in some cases even thinking of it as sort goodwill back from me to companies/services I thought were high value. But there have been so many increases in the last ~4 years, all while so many…

While most manga series center their power systems on arbitrary scales that vary depending on things like the power of friendship, training, or birthright, No\Name’s unique premise of placing power in a person’s name, having that process strictly policed, and having it all depend on a child acknowledging their name…

I only played OW for a hot second way back when but have these developers ever seen a 60 year old? Or even a 40 year old? I’m sure it’s explained away as aging being different or whatever for these characters and I shouldn’t really complain that everyone isn’t 18-23 with the “old man” of the crew being 27 (cough…