Too bad there’s no book or audiobook deal.

Too bad there’s no book or audiobook deal.

Some people have a lot of time on their hands.

He’s starting to look more like Gollum every day.

I bought condoms and then came to the conclusion I was never going to use them for their intended purpose. So rather than go to waste I used them for jerking off to save clean up afterwards. As a circumcised male, I got the impression that’s what it felt like to have foreskin. Seemed to mitigate the usual tight…

You only use the word literally if there’s some possible dispute about the outcome.

“the future president of our country bragged about sexual assault in front of a rolling camera”

I used to watch men’s gymnastics because I admired the athleticism, but mostly because the guys are always hot. But as a sport it never seems to have any payoff. Competitors all do variations on the same routine and the average person can’t really appreciate the nuance between one person’s skill and another. It’s not…

There seems to be more players gesturing to the sky this season. I find it deeply offensive that someone would think their god wants them to get an out, get on base, score a run. How is it possible that someone can think something so meaningless would merit the attention of their invisible sky wizard when so many…

Ha ha. Let’s make fun of vegans. We’re so clever. Interesting how many have to start eating a vegan diet when they’re older to stay alive and compensate for a lifetime of bad eating. And then there’s the contribution animal agriculture is making to climate change and if more people were vegan there wouldn’t be as much…

More people have been killed in the name of Jesus for the past 2000 years, so he would be a better choice. But then Hitler was a real person. Impossible to kill a fairytale character.

And don’t get me started on the porn I have yet to watch. They keep making it and I don’t have the time.

In other baseball news, the Yankees will be hosting Simon and Garfunkel at the opener of their next game to sing The Sound of Silence.

They should just switch to t-ball. You have three swings to put the ball in play. That would be faster and eliminate conflict over balls and strikes.

Considering this is the United States, and especially Texas, I’m surprised net guns are not in regular use for this purpose. I thought any reason to break out a gun is strongly encouraged.

Trump is not perceived as a politician and thus is not held to the same standard and likely won’t be for anything he says or does. It’s like electing your racist grandpa. What else did they expect? Better to focus on preparing a quality candidate with wide appeal to defeat him than to try and hold Trump to account.

No it wasn’t. It was the obvious answer to the question.

“Question: how do i stop hating myself?”

If he had been told that he was going to die at 16 surfing, he would have stopped surfing. He only loved it because he didn’t truly appreciate the risks. Most people don’t intentionally do something that could kill them. If it’s risky, they just think they won’t become a statistic.

I feel like I’m missing several stages of denial and ultimate acceptance. We’re left hanging. Clip needed to be a few seconds longer.

I didn’t think players are allowed to make such risky moves. Not like the 3rd base coach said go ahead and try to steal home. Is this typical for him, green light to do whatever he wants? Or does he just do whatever he wants.