Trying to shake down a shake down artist. I don’t blame either. I blame stupid voters.

Ford may be crazy, but mostly he thinks of himself as a god creating a new species.

Stupid golf. The Trump “sport.”

Stupid golf. The Trump “sport.”

Stupid golf. The Trump sport.

An angry manager knows he’s probably going to get ejected as soon as he steps out of the dugout. I don’t think an instant ejection is going to slow a lot of them down.

The killdeer steal (the killdeer is the bird that fakes a broken wing to lure a predator from a nest of eggs).

It’s the Apprentice: Crime Unit Edition.

I’m more worried that no one has recently seen Moose and Squirrel.

That’s a big ass Valentine.

That Cardinal looked ridiculous the Right Way. The Cardinal Way.

It doesn’t matter if it gets taken way. This is one of the most brilliant rides in recent history, reminiscent of the Cannibal in his heyday. Sure, take it away on paper. It remains in memory forever.

Almost certainly Michael Cohen funneled some of that sweet cash from AT&T, other companies, and foreign nations to the pockets of Donald J. Trump. What will his followers say when these kinds of facts come out?

TMI, my friends.

The flops of agony are agonizingly stupid. I see this and I’m off soccer for another four years.

No excuse. You have to field that ball.

Better to spend millions playing golf in Florida.

Upon gaining office, Huckster Trump immediately looked for ways to monetize the office. You know some of that sweet cash ended up in his pocket.

Oh, no sir. They are very hateable.

He had to pay using installments. I think there’s a reason he doesn’t want anyone to see his tax returns. The man may be under water.