Matt Apuzzo first came up with the theory that Trump is making the calculation that a political hit (telling lies) is much preferable to a legal hit (illegal campaign contributions). I guess I can see this, but I don’t think Rudy’s statements helped the legal issue. It’s still an in-kind contribution, and if done…

Baldergate break-in.

And if you’re going to pick it up, at least wait until it stops to see if it will go foul.

John Kelly: Empty barrel.

Poured a fresh glass of Haderade for 8 guys from Cincinnata.

So this is where we are: Don Rickles “humor.”

Trump is so broke.

Thanks, PookandPie. (no sarcasm)

You’re probably right but I would hope we’re better than that. Aren’t we on the side of goodness, not cruelty and hate. And if not, what then?

You got to hang out with Taffy Ackner?

Final game: Paul George, 5 points; Carmelo Anthony, 7 points.

If you think that’s quite funny then I think this is where we move on to enjoy our Sunday afternoons.

No. Samantha Bee would not say this because it contains no humor: “I think she’s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” 

Samantha Bee makes me laugh every single time.

I’m a libby libturd, yes, but I can live with being offended. At the same time, in my humble opinion, a comedian’s jokes should be funny.

It helps when a comedian is actually funny.

Bad call.

I like how Shaq explains it like it’s obvious to anyone.

I agree, but you’d think someone else in open court would have reported this as well, or more reporters would have followed up on this piece of information today.

I cast around. I can’t find anyone else making the claim that Broidy ISN’T Cohen’s client, but I certainly hope Avaenatti proves to be correct.