“Sounds like a smear campaign to me...”

Pretty obvious flop? Yes.

Or stack them on top of each other for MAXIMUM VISIBILITY!

750,000$

Here’s a funny one:

Somebody get this guy a Nobel Peace Prize stat!

Damon should shut up before his views on this issue become a permanent part of his identity. I’m starting to think he actually believes in male supremacy. If that’s the case he needs to be given an ultimatum.

“It’s funny to hear a long hair talk about routes like that.”

+3/5 of the time, it works every time

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I might be the only one, but when Leia was watching all those rebel soldiers being slaughtered in that one battle with the storm troopers, I thought it seemed a little out of character for her to say, “I think there is blame on both sides.”

Found a MUCH more accurate transcipt:

I hope Kylo’s reveal to Rey about her parents is true. For fucking ONCE this series could use someone that isn’t tied to everyone else...

if only kendall jenner got there sooner with that pepsi...

good point. delaware and pennsylvania both ratified the constitution in 1787, though delaware obviously came first, so maybe they should just change the names to align with the full dates to make the d-league team’s a smaller number: the delaware 12587ers and the philadelphia 121287ers. really rolls off the tongue.

Technically it’s a Woman Dollar, so it’s only worth $0.80 in man money.

Urine for a rude awakening if you don’t think it’s true

I immediately distrust anyone who says they hate Avatar. It was overrated for sure, and doesn't deserve to be the highest grossing movie ever, but it's a fine movie for what it is. To actually hate it just seems like bandwagoning to me. It's the kind of thing that most people say now because it's become the popular…

Battlefield Earth.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.