As an Asian American woman, I’m glad I’m being represented in politics.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

In a debate between cyclists and dog owners about entitlement to public space, who would be the most insufferable? Whichever one is a vegan and/or crossfitter, I assume.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

Especially since it’s taking that big ass fish back to the water to brag and show off to the whole bunch of others. Cold blooded.

Are you literally more mad at Jalopnik than the president who got that veteran killed?

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

And he went gray long before that.

Sure, they are being vetted. But are they being EXTREMELY vetted?

I know right? Failing blog Deadspin at it again

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Picture a shot with a flat trajectory versus a shot with a great arc. The basketball ring is “bigger” on the latter, because it is coming down at the ring instead of across at it.

Eat all the dicks, please.

The math teacher in me is like, reduce your fucking fraction, but the joke part of me is like, yes, go with this.

Why do people hate periods.

Rob Gronkowski: I like to think I put the “bro” in “abortion”.

You know this is only going to confuse poor Ted Cruz even more.