Wikipedia says that Myrtus is:

@blyan-reloaded: [en.wikipedia.org]

@mocanlagunas: It's not a government entity.. for some reason growing up I thought it was. They did used to get government money but apparently by what the lady told me on the phone they are a private corporation and they don't have to take your mail or check your mail if your mailbox isn't on the street (ours is on…

The United States Post Office is not part of the United States. For some reason I always thought it was. It's a private corporation. I called them to ask why they weren't taking my mail and they told me this then they said that they had no obligation to take my mail unless someone sent me mail... to which I…

@tenazrael: Haha, they could be! It's the new pilot program. But I think it's actually geo engineering 'reseach' or cloud seeding where they spray chemicals into the atmosphere. Or maybe it's just beer for the pilots. :D

"While there's no evidence that such things are occurring at other airports, ..."

Maybe it's these planes that are equiped to emit chemicals?

@tasteskindasalty: "And then a plumber walked in and was like, 'I'm here to snake your hole.' And then the babysitter started coming on to me. And then the girl next door got naked by the pool. And then the hot teacher kept me after class to discuss 'raising my... grade.'"

@Magaro: There is no facepalm big enough to encapsulate the magnitude of your comment, my friend.

@92BuickLeSabre: Don't go over to Gawker. The article starts with "Forgive us this moment of nerdery, but we are pretty excited about news that the entire Star Wars series will be re-released in 3D"

@92BuickLeSabre: Dummies. That's 40-BTH. New character introduced in the re-re-re-release.

For "whatever reason"? Let me try and narrow it down for you:

@Kerensky97: I am the messiah and there were only two mistakes. Life and Death.

@erikgrad: I don't buy the fact that monkeys could type more than one sentence that makes any sense no matter how long they have to type it. But then again... this monkey plays guitar:

@Rils: I've never played the game, but blueprints or now, your subculture is horrifically fascinating.

I don't know about you but I don't know of many documents that predict the future so well and involved the people who would be ultimately involved in the planning and execution of what is in that document.

@nickpadovani:

@her0_0f_time: Aw shucks. :(

This might trump anything ever produced in Minecraft:

@ClaudioIphigenia: Give it a try. I think you'd be surprised that reality doesn't exactly match the Internet. Sure, Dita Von Teese is a bit on the pale side, but not a tattoo on her. Legs Malone is way too delicious to be a hipster. Gigi La Femme is classic '20s burlesque all the way. And Nasty Canasta is just bloody…