@Daniel Parmelee: Surely Ice's dignity has to be worth... something?

Calling that a "jump" is like calling a burp an a-cappella performance.

Am I jaded? I don't see the wonderfullness of this. You can't even see the ants. It looks just looks like time-lapse of a dirty window.

You know who gets realism? Adult Swim's Amateur Surgeon. I've sliced open more than my share of hobos, and that's a pretty spot-on experience.

On the one hand, there's more than enough reason to hate my train-mates as is without listening to their prattle.

@puffa469: Agreed. Engaging gameplay doesn't cost nearly as much as the bloat surrounding it. Or, in the case of recent FF games, cloaking the fact that the gameplay is completely absent.

I had never held an e-reader until the other day, when I went up the Nook display. After using iPads, iPhones, Nexus Ones, and every other device released in the past 2 years with a touchscreen jammed into it (including the paint selector last night at Home Depot), using the Nook was like visiting a quaint era of…

@Michael:

Done and Done.

Those "Every [something] from every movie" clip guys need to put one together of muscled men holding their arms out to the side and bellowing in the rain.

Those "Every [something] from every movie" clip guys need to put one together of muscled men holding their arms out to the side and bellowing in the rain.

Someone out there has very odd ideas regarding helipad safety.

An excellent conversation piece until one of the cables snaps and 64 wooden cubes rocket through your dinner party at 80 miles an hour.

This strawberry huller is my new favorite cheap single use gadget. 9 Bucks on Amazon.

Someone replied to me the other day when I posted about wikileaks saying Giz should post about toast. Well here ya go.. another toast post!

@failure_to_communicate: cancer is the government?

@Potatosw✭tter: I can't figure out what "fls" is.

-All five picked to ensure this technology will never go mainstream but still give's Nissan the ability to say "Look we tried but you just didn't want it".

"in the event of a catastrophic event"

@Alfisted:say whip...