It’s “lede,” not “lead.” Glass houses, and all that.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

In the past I’ve had to tune in to what appeared to be the stadium feed for some of my alma mater’s football games on the internet. It was just the crowd noise, the stadium announcer and, hilariously, the pump-up videos and commercials they’d play on the Jumbotron. It was great.

They’ve tried that on multiple occasions. It only works if you have an amazing surround system, but if you don’t it’s just boring as hell.

Maybe I am alone in this, but does anyone give a shit about the talking heads? Like if the network started a new channel—ESPN Pure or something, let the marketing pukes come up with the name—where there is literally nothing but sports being broadcast without idiotic arguing or “story weaving” or human interest or even…

Can they go back to showing Strongman competitions over night again? And other weirdo sports. Those were the best days of ESPN.

More like Jonathan Slow, amirite!

He also flopped. I imagine that will carry an extra fine.

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

Lochte’s affable, energetic, cute and dim. It should be obvious he’s just completing his transition to golden retriever.

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”