In a 1992 interview Marjory Stoneman Douglas claimed she hadn’t had sex since her divorce... in 1915.

Wow.

Ok, that was good.

Jack Aubrey would be proud.

Blade would like a word with you.

He does not look like a man who knows the word “coddle” exists.

Hell, they ain’t even old-timey.

The part your looking for where the Constitution says that part of its purpose is the safety of the people is “We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence...” 

No we’re not “technically” in a state of war with North Korea, and “technically” we never have been.

“Real people make bad decisions for reasons other than the plot requiring it.”

I will stop reading that as “The Chee” (as in Tai Chi) approximately never.

Dick Bong was killed testing an early fighter jet. The fuel pump failed on take-off and Bong attempted to use the primitive ejector-seat. Unlike modern ones, the early ejector seat was not designed to be used at low levels, and Bong did not gain enough altitude for his parachute to open. He was killed on impact. Dick…

That winless team he was on?

This man Kinjas.

Is that a 12-pack of Pepsi?

No that’s a case of Pepsi.

I see where this is going even if Cosby doesn’t.

Harpo plays a reporter on Burns and Allen

Everybody go crazy now.

Coaching in the Chicago suburbs. His team (with his kid at wide-out no less) was in the state title game a few years ago.

Technical foul for simulation.