“Double minor, number 31, he was giving him the business.”

You are the plant in this story 50SoJG. You got them to write this story so you could make the perfect joke. Kudos and much power to ya.

Dude... your own link calls the one for people with intellectual disabilities the “Special Olympics”.

But we’re debating this on Deadspin and that makes us all special.

I’m gonna go radical here... Tuck the damned jersey in anyway.

5th District is North Suburbs of Chicago... Since I’m not trying to be racist, I’m gonna say Skokie.

Does anyone there still watch the occasional poker tournament?

It’s almost as if it is a season long tournament!

Sounds like an inherent flaw in the game mechanics to me, but thanks for explaining. I wondered why he got kickbanned for allowing chat trolls on a stream that I assume people are watching for the lolz of the chat trolls.

Fire your editor.

The ref is waving it off from the get go... (I’m an idiot, no he’s not). He’s signalling game over after calling it good.

It’s the earnestness of their stupidity that makes it’s all so gloriously hilarious.

Is his father’s savings and loan the same American Savings and Loan that went belly up in 1988?

Who plays the chipmunk in the CAT hat that the stuffed human falls on?

Kasey Keller?

What are the “athlete majors” for some of the other minor league NFL teams?

There’s an easy out here for the USWNT, a 3-0 loss to the Super Eagles and an Aussie win. Then we never have to hear about Hope Solo again.

You absolutely knew that first base ump wasn’t gonna give that check swing appeal until Vin finished his story.

Jack Kemp?

If you didn’t have the image in your head of DM jerking it to the sight of a tour boat full of people covered in 800 pounds of shit, you do now.